var ran = Math.round(Math.random()*11); 
dc = new Array(); 

dc[0] = "Forever n00b."; 
dc[1] = "Carrying: no responsibility whatsoever…"; 
dc[2] = "Just… make that click."; 
dc[3] = "Expanding your habborizon.";
dc[4] = "May the fuse be with you.";
dc[5] = "Always almost up to date…";
dc[6] = "Beam me up, Frank !";
dc[7] = "Don't you know I get emulsified ?!";
dc[8] = "The name’s Squabble, John Squabble.";
dc[9] = "My suit is black *NOT*";
dc[10] = "Now where did I put those PH-boxes?";
dc[11] = "Your source for Habbo facts, in time and space...";

var sheit = dc[ran]; 
document.write("<title>Habborator :: ", sheit, "</title>");